Let Me Introduce Myself
¡Buenos Días, Muchachos! My name is Antonio Toiletararigso and I’m the bigoted major of Los Angeles, California. I can’t help it if I’m a complete idiot - after all, I only failed the bar exam four times. More than likely, I was just too busy cleaning toilets with MY people (illegal aliens). I’ve decided to create this blog in honor of those being plastered all over the Internet by Capella University, an entirely non-line school that, like me, practices blatant discrimination and basks in self-glorification. Do you think that I could buy a degree from Capella University? I’m sure I’d make a great poster child for them!
Capella University, like me, also enjoys exploiting others for fame and glory - if you don’t believe me, just take a look at some of their gimmicky blogs. In my case, I suffer from megalomania and hope to become the first Mexican Presidente de los Estados Unidos Americanos. ¡Viva Mexico! Well, like those on Capella’s blogs, I’m just too busy being a macho man - I’d better get back to work helping my people (illegal aliens) clean your toilets! Be sure to come back and find out what a macho man I really am.
